Kielbasa or Italian:Buns of Fun

My stupid brother-in-law (s-b-i-l) thinks hot dogs are the tops of the pops when it comes to grillin. I am going to lay a hurt on this dolt come Memorial Day. Should I pummel him with a Kielbasa or drop a depth charge in him with a spicy hot Italian sausage?

Leatherman or Swiss Army?

If you were lost in the jungle or the tundra, nobody for hundreds of miles? Which tool would save your bacon, and why?

Charcoal or Propane?

Carcinogens and free radicals be danged, I love the flavor! What about you?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Admit it, you think about it. Come clean. Which one?

Manly Men Need Soft Cushy Chairs for Quorum Meetings?

Sissy boys need soft girly chairs, like the old bittys in Releef Society. Manly men sit on hard, flat metal chairs and bend them with their manly buttocks into a more comfortable shape.

Deal or no deal? I mean...uh...True or False?

DISCUSS!!! NOW!